"Undead and Unstable"
I used to be one of those weirdos who liked funerals; you believe that? People always wear their best shoes to funerals. Not weddings. They’ll scope their closet, they’ll think about the bride or the groom, and they’ll go, “yeah, I can wear these, I don’t need to go to the mall”, and they think nothing of wearing last season’s pumps.
But if it’s a funeral, they’ll think, “aw, jeez, I was so mean to Aunt Ginny that time and now she’s dead”, and out come the new Guccis.
Me, I was so lucky. So lucky. I was so lucky I didn’t know how lucky I was; I’d think, “jeez, Aunt Ginny was such a jerk to Cousin Brian, I wonder what he’s gonna wear to her funeral?”. I never had to go to the funeral of anybody I really really loved. Well, except for my dad’s. But I spent most of that funeral in a state of high piss-off, so my focus was elsewhere. (It turned out an evil librarian was out to get me, and not—for a change—owed from all the overdue charges from late returns. And there was a cursed engagement ring involved. Nightmare. The whole thing. Just awful.)
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- Title: "Undead and Unstable"
- Author: MaryJanice Davidson
- Release Date: (June 5, 2012)
- Mass Market Paperback: 304 pages
- Publisher: Berkley
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 0425247570
- ISBN-13: 978-0425247570
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